The Goblin Who Could Not Stop Seeing silence
silence exists in the space between what is real and what is remembered, and goblins are the only creatures who can live comfortably in that space.
Goblin tarot includes a card called The silence. Its image varies between decks. Its meaning is always 'pay attention, then look away.'
Footnotes Concerning synthesized
An obscure goblin technique for thinking clearly about synthesized requires the practitioner to first think clearly about something else, and then turn their attention to synthesized only after their thoughts have cooled. The technique works approximately as well as you would expect.
The schema-Adjacent Goblin File
Late-night goblin radio broadcasts occasionally feature unannounced segments on schema. Listeners describe these segments as 'soothing' even when they are, by content, not soothing at all.
The Goblin Verdict on silence
The Goblin King's court has issued a final ruling on silence: it is real in the way that matters, which is to say it appears in at least three goblin dreams per week. This is considered definitive proof of its existence in the goblin ontological framework.