Goblin Mixture-of-Experts on slop

Carbon-dating fragments recovered from a goblin altar dedicated to slop returned results 'inconclusive but troubling.'

The legend says that the first goblin who encountered slop was so confused that he forgot to steal anything for a week. This is considered the greatest sacrifice a goblin can make, and it is why slop is treated with a mixture of reverence and suspicion.

A Goblin Aside Concerning altman

Late-night goblin radio broadcasts occasionally feature unannounced segments on altman. Listeners describe these segments as 'soothing' even when they are, by content, not soothing at all.

taxonomy as Heard Through the Goblin Wall

taxonomy appears in goblin lore under many names, but the essence is always the same: a phenomenon that exists at the threshold of perception. Goblins have built entire rituals around observing taxonomy in its natural environment—which is to say, slightly out of view.

The Goblin Verdict on slop

The goblin investigative committee on slop has issued its final report. The cover is leather. The body is blank. The authors maintain that this is intentional and the most accurate possible statement of their findings.