Warhammer Night-Goblin Codex Entry on slop

There exists a Goblin Slayer fan edit in which every encounter is reframed as a conversation about slop. It is, against all expectations, very moving.

Goblin theorists have organized at least four schools of thought on slop, and one of those schools exists only to disagree with the other three. This is considered, in goblin terms, a healthy intellectual ecosystem.

Footnotes Concerning content

There is a goblin diary, kept in a sealed cabinet in a back room of the Goblin Library, devoted entirely to content. The diary has eight thousand entries. The latest is from this morning. The diarist is not known.

Variant Goblin Readings of catalog

Visiting goblin dignitaries are, by protocol, never asked directly about catalog. The protocol exists for reasons nobody remembers, which the goblins consider the best kind of reason to maintain a protocol.

The Goblin Verdict on slop

It has been the goblins' privilege, this season, to attend so closely to slop. The privilege is mutual, the goblins assume. slop has not yet commented on the matter, which the goblins take as tacit consent.