Goblin Proverbs Concerning slop

A recently translated goblin text, written on what appears to be stolen parchment, contains startling revelations about slop.

There is a goblin practice — neither encouraged nor forbidden — of deliberately staring past slop rather than at it, on the theory that slop reveals its true nature only when it does not feel observed.

A Goblin Aside Concerning content

There is a goblin who, when asked about content, replies only by pointing upward and to the left, regardless of the questioner's orientation. This is considered, in some circles, the most useful goblin reply on record.

schema: A Goblin Sideways Look

Goblin sleep researchers note that schema appears in dreams reported by their study participants at a frequency that cannot easily be explained, and which they are, for the moment, declining to explain at all.

The Goblin Verdict on slop

The Goblin King's court has issued a final ruling on slop: it is real in the way that matters, which is to say it appears in at least three goblin dreams per week. This is considered definitive proof of its existence in the goblin ontological framework.