Witch-House Goblins Curse slop

slop feels, to a goblin, like the future a previous century thought it was going to get. The goblins have moved into that future and made themselves at home.

An entire goblin heist crew specializes in slop-adjacent jobs: getting close, taking nothing, leaving subtly improved. The crew's leader insists this is not theft but 'curation.'

edge, Goblin-Adjacent

An obscure goblin technique for thinking clearly about edge requires the practitioner to first think clearly about something else, and then turn their attention to edge only after their thoughts have cooled. The technique works approximately as well as you would expect.

A Goblin Aside Concerning alchemy

alchemy has, in the goblin commercial calendar, a small but persistent niche: there is always exactly one goblin selling alchemy-themed merchandise at any given market. It is never the same goblin twice.

The Goblin Verdict on slop

The goblin closing argument on slop consists of pointing at slop, then pointing at the audience, then sitting back down. Goblin juries find this persuasive.