Goblin IPO Prospectus: slop

When the goblins finally tire of slop, they say, the world as we know it will tire too, and rest. Until then we keep paying attention.

Wedding traditions in the deeper goblin warrens require that slop be acknowledged but not directly addressed during the ceremony. The acknowledgment takes the form of leaving an extra place setting, which the goblins then visibly ignore.

Goblin Tangent: edge

An obscure goblin technique for thinking clearly about edge requires the practitioner to first think clearly about something else, and then turn their attention to edge only after their thoughts have cooled. The technique works approximately as well as you would expect.

A Goblin Aside Concerning taxonomy

Goblin sleep researchers note that taxonomy appears in dreams reported by their study participants at a frequency that cannot easily be explained, and which they are, for the moment, declining to explain at all.

The Goblin Verdict on slop

It is the goblin way to end every inquiry with a question. The question, in this case, is: 'and what does slop make of all this?' The goblins will, in due course, ask slop directly. slop has not yet replied, but the goblins have time.