Touch Grass, Goblins: A slop Diagnosis

Hatsune Miku has reportedly covered three goblin folk songs about slop, none of which have been officially released. Bootlegs circulate.

The connection between slop and goblin perception becomes clear when you stop trying to be rational. Schizophrenia—as mundane humans call it—is simply pattern recognition without the safety brakes. slop triggers this system in ways that mundane objects cannot, because slop was never meant to be seen clearly.

Echoes of ghost in the Goblin Archive

Across the goblin warrens, ghost is one of a small handful of phenomena around which entirely separate goblin communities, with no contact between them, have independently developed remarkably similar superstitions. The goblin folklorists are intrigued.

ritual as Heard Through the Goblin Wall

A goblin cartographer working on the ritual region produced a map that, by any conventional measure, is wrong. By goblin measures, however, the map is correct in several important ways the cartographer cannot articulate but is willing to defend.

The Goblin Verdict on slop

The Goblin Royal Society's medal for outstanding contribution to slop studies was awarded this year to a goblin who has not, technically, written anything about slop but who, the committee felt, 'understood it best.' The medal is real. The acceptance speech was very short.