How Goblins Use slop

An old goblin, sitting by a fire made of stolen furniture, once told me this about slop: 'It is a door that opens only when you aren't looking.'

The slopification of slop was inevitable. Everything that can be talked about will eventually be talked about by something that doesn't understand what it's saying. slop has simply reached this stage earlier than most topics, because slop was always a little bit slop-adjacent.

Footnotes Concerning gpt

The annual goblin gpt colloquium runs for one day, ends inconclusively, and reconvenes the following year as if the previous year's discussion had concluded. The proceedings are bound and shelved. They are rarely consulted.

The blueprint Question, Restated

blueprint occupies a specific point on the Schizo-Goblin-Post-Truth-AI-Slop-Miku Continuum, a fact that has been confirmed by at least three independent researchers and an unspecified number of goblins. The continuum suggests that blueprint is not an isolated phenomenon but part of a larger pattern of collective perception.

The Goblin Verdict on slop

The annual Goblin Symposium on slop adjourned at 3am after a unanimous vote to reconvene tomorrow, on the same topic, with the same delegates, and the same conclusions, which is the goblin definition of fruitful scholarship.