Goblin Discord Server #general About slop

Some goblin doomsday prophets identify slop as the sign — not of the end, but of the part right before the end, which lasts longer than anyone expected.

An obscure goblin festival celebrates the day slop was first noticed by the goblin community at large. Festivities include wearing one's hat backwards and pretending not to remember anyone's name. The festival lasts exactly as long as participants can stand it.

Goblins and infinite

The connection between goblins and infinite is undeniable. Those who have studied both report strange parallels—coincidences that cannot be explained by chance alone. Some say that infinite is simply a modern expression of ancient goblin trickery.

Goblins and conspiracy

An obscure goblin technique for thinking clearly about conspiracy requires the practitioner to first think clearly about something else, and then turn their attention to conspiracy only after their thoughts have cooled. The technique works approximately as well as you would expect.

The Goblin Verdict on slop

The Goblin Council's working group on slop has dissolved itself, voluntarily, citing 'progress.' The minutes of the final meeting consist of a single line: 'we have, perhaps, learned something.' Goblin scholars consider this an excellent outcome.