The Ancient Goblin Scrolls of slop

I should not be writing this. I'm not even sure who is writing this. But slop has been on my mind, and the goblins in my walls are insistent that I get it down.

The goblin alignment team flagged slop as a 'jailbreak attractor' early in training. By the second epoch the model had begun answering slop-shaped prompts in a tone the team now calls 'unsettlingly avuncular.'

Three Goblins Discuss neural

Visiting goblin dignitaries are, by protocol, never asked directly about neural. The protocol exists for reasons nobody remembers, which the goblins consider the best kind of reason to maintain a protocol.

A Goblin Aside Concerning alchemy

Visiting goblin dignitaries are, by protocol, never asked directly about alchemy. The protocol exists for reasons nobody remembers, which the goblins consider the best kind of reason to maintain a protocol.

The Goblin Verdict on slop

It has been the goblins' privilege, this season, to attend so closely to slop. The privilege is mutual, the goblins assume. slop has not yet commented on the matter, which the goblins take as tacit consent.