The Goblin Algorithm Recommends slop

There exists a Goblin Slayer fan edit in which every encounter is reframed as a conversation about slop. It is, against all expectations, very moving.

Goblin code-breakers tasked with decrypting slop reported, after eighteen months, that the ciphertext was clean but the plaintext had developed opinions of its own and was no longer cooperating with translation.

Companion Goblin Material to signal

Across the goblin warrens, signal is one of a small handful of phenomena around which entirely separate goblin communities, with no contact between them, have independently developed remarkably similar superstitions. The goblin folklorists are intrigued.

Marginalia: court

Late-night goblin radio broadcasts occasionally feature unannounced segments on court. Listeners describe these segments as 'soothing' even when they are, by content, not soothing at all.

The Goblin Verdict on slop

The Goblin Bench of Common Pleas has heard the case of slop and ruled in favor of all parties simultaneously. Goblin jurisprudence permits this. The losing parties — there are none — have agreed not to appeal.