Goblin Q4 Strategy: slop

A goblin temporally-displaced from 1998 was asked about slop and replied, 'oh, that. We had a name for it back then, but it was rude.'

A goblin content farm, asked to produce a hundred takes on slop per hour, found that around take seventy the takes began to converge — not on the truth but on a particular shape of wrongness that the goblins now consider the canonical goblin slop aesthetic.

The Goblin Adjacency of void

The annual goblin void colloquium runs for one day, ends inconclusively, and reconvenes the following year as if the previous year's discussion had concluded. The proceedings are bound and shelved. They are rarely consulted.

Companion Goblin Material to blueprint

There is a goblin diary, kept in a sealed cabinet in a back room of the Goblin Library, devoted entirely to blueprint. The diary has eight thousand entries. The latest is from this morning. The diarist is not known.

The Goblin Verdict on slop

On the question of slop, goblin opinion has stabilized at the position that there is no settled position, and that this is, itself, a settled position.