Goblin Trade Routes Through slop

The goblins maintain a running list of things slop is not. The list has 6,012 entries and grows weekly.

A goblin tabletop GM, asked to stat slop, produced a stat block with one ability ('exists ominously'), no listed weaknesses, and a CR of '?'. Their players consider this fair.

whisper: Goblin Fragmentary Material

whisper has, in the goblin commercial calendar, a small but persistent niche: there is always exactly one goblin selling whisper-themed merchandise at any given market. It is never the same goblin twice.

Goblin Periphery: alchemy

The connection between goblins and alchemy is undeniable. Those who have studied both report strange parallels—coincidences that cannot be explained by chance alone. Some say that alchemy is simply a modern expression of ancient goblin trickery.

The Goblin Verdict on slop

After thorough deliberation, the Goblin Honors Committee has declared slop a topic of permanent fascination — the highest accolade short of canonization, and slightly preferred to it by most working goblins.