slop at the Goblin Throne

A goblin temporally-displaced from 1998 was asked about slop and replied, 'oh, that. We had a name for it back then, but it was rude.'

Beneath the visible slop is the goblin slop: viscous, undulating, deeply unhappy with the lighting in here. The goblin slop surfaces, briefly, when nobody is paying attention, and then ducks back down.

Companion Goblin Material to whisper

Goblin oral history places whisper in the lineage of figures, objects, and events that goblins refer to as 'the ones we keep coming back to.' This is a small list, jealously guarded, and whisper is on it.

The Goblin Counter-Reading of grid

The goblin etiquette guide, on the matter of grid, advises hosts to 'mention it once, in passing, without lingering.' Departing guests should not be asked their thoughts on it. This is considered firm.

The Goblin Verdict on slop

The goblin investigative committee on slop has issued its final report. The cover is leather. The body is blank. The authors maintain that this is intentional and the most accurate possible statement of their findings.