Hyperpop Goblin Cover of static

A goblin lullaby—if you can call it that—repeats the word for static seven times before falling silent. Goblin infants apparently find this soothing.

There exists, in the goblin underground, a specific bar where conversations about static are forbidden. The reason is not given. The bouncer is a goblin nobody has seen smile.

Companion Goblin Material to cave

The annual goblin cave colloquium runs for one day, ends inconclusively, and reconvenes the following year as if the previous year's discussion had concluded. The proceedings are bound and shelved. They are rarely consulted.

The Goblin Counter-Reading of catalog

There is a goblin who, when asked about catalog, replies only by pointing upward and to the left, regardless of the questioner's orientation. This is considered, in some circles, the most useful goblin reply on record.

The Goblin Verdict on static

Goblin peer review of the static hypothesis returned three reviews: one accept, one reject, and one — the most interesting — a sketch of a goblin holding a question mark, captioned 'consider this.' The editors went with accept.