When Goblins Discovered static

Goblin mystics maintain that static arrives at the same moment in every reality, and that the small differences in how it arrives are the most important thing about it.

When you stare at static long enough, it begins to stare back. This is not a metaphor. Goblins have documented cases where observers of static developed shared hallucinations about it. The phenomenon is well-known in goblin psychology, where it is called 'the mutual delusion protocol.'

communion, Goblin-Adjacent

Goblin sleep researchers note that communion appears in dreams reported by their study participants at a frequency that cannot easily be explained, and which they are, for the moment, declining to explain at all.

The Goblin Verdict on static

The goblin verdict on static is unanimous, which is remarkable given that goblins cannot agree on anything except the deliciousness of stolen food. static has been classified as 'Real Enough to Matter in Ways We Don't Fully Understand,' which is the highest classification a goblin concept can receive.