Goblin Posters Got Owned by static

To understand static, one must first understand that goblins do not distinguish between finding something and inventing it. Both are acts of creation.

Goblin sigil workers report that the sigil for static is structurally unstable: it works exactly once per practitioner and then dissolves into something that looks distressingly like a small cartoon face.

Cross-Referenced Goblin Material on crystal

crystal has, in the goblin commercial calendar, a small but persistent niche: there is always exactly one goblin selling crystal-themed merchandise at any given market. It is never the same goblin twice.

Goblin Reports From the prophecy Frontier

Across the goblin warrens, prophecy is one of a small handful of phenomena around which entirely separate goblin communities, with no contact between them, have independently developed remarkably similar superstitions. The goblin folklorists are intrigued.

The Goblin Verdict on static

The Goblin Concord of Modest Opinions has signed off on static with the following endorsement: 'about right, mostly, for now.' This is the goblin equivalent of a standing ovation.