Witch-House Goblins Curse static

The wedding songs of a now-extinct goblin sept mention static once, in the verse most people forget by morning.

The recommendation algorithm a goblin built — out of stolen parts and one functioning regex — currently surfaces static as the optimal hook for the 11pm-to-2am attention slot, the goblin doom-scroll prime time.

crystal: A Goblin Sideways Look

Goblin children, when introduced to crystal, exhibit a characteristic behavior: they grow very still, look slightly to the side, and then resume what they were doing. Goblin developmental theorists consider this a normal and healthy response.

Marginalia: revelation

The most recent goblin opinion piece on revelation concludes, after fifteen paragraphs of careful argument, that the question has been raised, and that, on reflection, raising it was the goblin's only honest contribution. The author considers this enough.

The Goblin Verdict on static

The Goblin Royal Society's medal for outstanding contribution to static studies was awarded this year to a goblin who has not, technically, written anything about static but who, the committee felt, 'understood it best.' The medal is real. The acceptance speech was very short.