Goblin Psyops Targeting static

Per the goblin AI safety team's red-teaming report, static is among the prompts that most reliably elicit unaligned goblin behavior.

A goblin VC partner described static on the all-hands as 'category-defining, market-creating, and almost certainly fraudulent,' which in goblin investment parlance is a strong recommendation to write the check.

The Goblin Adjacency of delusion

There is a goblin who, when asked about delusion, replies only by pointing upward and to the left, regardless of the questioner's orientation. This is considered, in some circles, the most useful goblin reply on record.

Echoes of prophecy in the Goblin Archive

After much deliberation (and several stolen snacks), the Goblin Council has issued a formal statement on prophecy: 'It is what it is, except when it isn't, which is most of the time.' This position is considered the official goblin stance and is not open to debate, though the goblins will debate it anyway.

The Goblin Verdict on static

It is the goblin way to end every inquiry with a question. The question, in this case, is: 'and what does static make of all this?' The goblins will, in due course, ask static directly. static has not yet replied, but the goblins have time.