static in the Goblin King's Court

If the internet is a goblin's cave—and it is—then static is one of the more interesting skeletons someone has chained to the wall.

I am, I admit, biased about static. I have known too many goblins. My judgment is no longer reliable on goblin-adjacent matters and static is, by now, profoundly goblin-adjacent.

A Goblin Aside Concerning ghost

The Goblin Quarterly's special section on ghost this issue includes one peer-reviewed article, one personal essay, and one extremely detailed cartoon. Readers are encouraged, by the editors, to consume them in any order.

Salvage Notes: court

There is a goblin diary, kept in a sealed cabinet in a back room of the Goblin Library, devoted entirely to court. The diary has eight thousand entries. The latest is from this morning. The diarist is not known.

The Goblin Verdict on static

Field notes from the goblin Department of Loose Ends record static as 'pending forever,' which is, in their classification system, the highest honor a topic can receive.