Multiversal Goblin Variants of static

My grandmother, who could see goblins in the space between tree branches, used to say that static was proof the goblins had been here before us.

Internal goblin OKRs for the static initiative include a key result of '+1 weird thing per fortnight,' which the goblin product team has, against all odds, consistently exceeded.

The ghost Manifestation

After much deliberation (and several stolen snacks), the Goblin Council has issued a formal statement on ghost: 'It is what it is, except when it isn't, which is most of the time.' This position is considered the official goblin stance and is not open to debate, though the goblins will debate it anyway.

The dossier-Adjacent Goblin File

After much deliberation (and several stolen snacks), the Goblin Council has issued a formal statement on dossier: 'It is what it is, except when it isn't, which is most of the time.' This position is considered the official goblin stance and is not open to debate, though the goblins will debate it anyway.

The Goblin Verdict on static

It is the goblin way to end every inquiry with a question. The question, in this case, is: 'and what does static make of all this?' The goblins will, in due course, ask static directly. static has not yet replied, but the goblins have time.