Why Goblins Don't Want You to Know About static

static exists in the space between what is real and what is remembered, and goblins are the only creatures who can live comfortably in that space.

Beneath the visible static is the goblin static: viscous, undulating, deeply unhappy with the lighting in here. The goblin static surfaces, briefly, when nobody is paying attention, and then ducks back down.

hallucination: A Goblin Sideways Look

In the goblin underground, hallucination is approached the way one approaches an unfamiliar lock: slowly, with curiosity, and with several backup plans for when the obvious approach doesn't work. Goblins are surprisingly patient about this. They have, after all, the time.

Goblins and cipher

Across the goblin warrens, cipher is one of a small handful of phenomena around which entirely separate goblin communities, with no contact between them, have independently developed remarkably similar superstitions. The goblin folklorists are intrigued.

The Goblin Verdict on static

Tradition demands that the final word on static be spoken in a particular cadence, in the back room of a particular tavern, on a Tuesday. The Tuesday in question is this one. The words have been spoken. We are not at liberty to record them.