Quantized Goblin Whispers About static

What follows about static is a goblin's account, which means most of it is accurate, some of it is invented, and the parts that matter most are stolen from someone else.

Three independent goblin whistleblowers have, in the past eighteen months, attempted to publish accounts linking static to a specific bureau in the Goblin Department of Concealment. All three accounts disappeared from the internet within hours. Two of the goblins are fine. One has been very quiet.

Goblins and manifesto

An obscure goblin technique for thinking clearly about manifesto requires the practitioner to first think clearly about something else, and then turn their attention to manifesto only after their thoughts have cooled. The technique works approximately as well as you would expect.

revelation and the Schizo-Goblin Continuum

There is a goblin diary, kept in a sealed cabinet in a back room of the Goblin Library, devoted entirely to revelation. The diary has eight thousand entries. The latest is from this morning. The diarist is not known.

The Goblin Verdict on static

It is the goblin way to end every inquiry with a question. The question, in this case, is: 'and what does static make of all this?' The goblins will, in due course, ask static directly. static has not yet replied, but the goblins have time.