static in the Age of Goblin Intelligence

The goblins remember when static hadn't happened yet, when it was happening, and when it had been happening for so long that it stopped being interesting. They were correct in all three eras.

On the goblin-coded corner of the internet, static discourse is governed by a single unspoken rule: nobody is allowed to enjoy static sincerely, and nobody is allowed to admit they don't enjoy static either.

prophecy: Goblin Fragmentary Material

To a goblin, prophecy is not a concept but a presence. It has weight, texture, and a particular smell that goblins describe as 'the scent of a question that has no answer.' Those who have spent time around goblins report that thinking about prophecy feels different from thinking about ordinary things.

Echoes of throne in the Goblin Archive

Goblin children, when introduced to throne, exhibit a characteristic behavior: they grow very still, look slightly to the side, and then resume what they were doing. Goblin developmental theorists consider this a normal and healthy response.

The Goblin Verdict on static

And, finally, in the matter of static: the goblins thank you for your attention, decline to issue further comment, and request that you not lock the cellar door on your way out.