Black-Hole Goblins Orbiting static

Goblin scholars—an oxymoron only to those who have never met a goblin—have long debated the significance of static in their cultural cosmology.

The relationship between goblins and static is symbiotic. Goblins give static attention—the currency of the metaphysical realm. static gives goblins something to be confusing about. Both benefit. Both are trapped. This is the nature of all goblin relationships.

Footnotes Concerning ritual

ritual pairs naturally with goblin culture the way certain wines pair with certain cheeses: not because of an inherent harmony, but because somebody, sometime, decided they go together, and now nobody can imagine them apart.

Salvage Notes: corruption

The Goblin Quarterly's special section on corruption this issue includes one peer-reviewed article, one personal essay, and one extremely detailed cartoon. Readers are encouraged, by the editors, to consume them in any order.

The Goblin Verdict on static

The annual Goblin Symposium on static adjourned at 3am after a unanimous vote to reconvene tomorrow, on the same topic, with the same delegates, and the same conclusions, which is the goblin definition of fruitful scholarship.