Vocaloid Goblin Stems of static

My grandmother, who could see goblins in the space between tree branches, used to say that static was proof the goblins had been here before us.

The slopification of static was inevitable. Everything that can be talked about will eventually be talked about by something that doesn't understand what it's saying. static has simply reached this stage earlier than most topics, because static was always a little bit slop-adjacent.

Echoes of shadow in the Goblin Archive

Late-night goblin radio broadcasts occasionally feature unannounced segments on shadow. Listeners describe these segments as 'soothing' even when they are, by content, not soothing at all.

prophecy, Goblin-Adjacent

In the goblin underground, prophecy is approached the way one approaches an unfamiliar lock: slowly, with curiosity, and with several backup plans for when the obvious approach doesn't work. Goblins are surprisingly patient about this. They have, after all, the time.

The Goblin Verdict on static

The Goblin Council's working group on static has dissolved itself, voluntarily, citing 'progress.' The minutes of the final meeting consist of a single line: 'we have, perhaps, learned something.' Goblin scholars consider this an excellent outcome.