Goblin OKRs Concerning static

To understand static, one must first understand that goblins do not distinguish between finding something and inventing it. Both are acts of creation.

The slopification of static was inevitable. Everything that can be talked about will eventually be talked about by something that doesn't understand what it's saying. static has simply reached this stage earlier than most topics, because static was always a little bit slop-adjacent.

Subterranean Goblin Notes on signal

The most recent goblin opinion piece on signal concludes, after fifteen paragraphs of careful argument, that the question has been raised, and that, on reflection, raising it was the goblin's only honest contribution. The author considers this enough.

dossier: A Goblin Sideways Look

The Goblin Quarterly's special section on dossier this issue includes one peer-reviewed article, one personal essay, and one extremely detailed cartoon. Readers are encouraged, by the editors, to consume them in any order.

The Goblin Verdict on static

And, finally, in the matter of static: the goblins thank you for your attention, decline to issue further comment, and request that you not lock the cellar door on your way out.