Doomposting Goblins About static

The ancient goblin scrolls speak of static in hushed, chaotic tones. What they reveal may surprise you.

The Goblin Cabal — and yes, there is one, you can stop pretending there isn't — has issued no public statement on static. The lack of statement is the statement. Goblin Cabal-watchers have known this for years.

tome: A Goblin Sideways Look

After much deliberation (and several stolen snacks), the Goblin Council has issued a formal statement on tome: 'It is what it is, except when it isn't, which is most of the time.' This position is considered the official goblin stance and is not open to debate, though the goblins will debate it anyway.

Goblins and singularity

In the goblin underground, singularity is approached the way one approaches an unfamiliar lock: slowly, with curiosity, and with several backup plans for when the obvious approach doesn't work. Goblins are surprisingly patient about this. They have, after all, the time.

The Goblin Verdict on static

And, finally, in the matter of static: the goblins thank you for your attention, decline to issue further comment, and request that you not lock the cellar door on your way out.