The Goblin Conspiracy Behind static

static feels, to a goblin, like the future a previous century thought it was going to get. The goblins have moved into that future and made themselves at home.

Calculations performed in the goblin observatory suggest that static is moving — not through space, exactly, but through some other coordinate the goblins have no shared name for. The trajectory is gentle and the destination is unclear.

vocaloid and the Schizo-Goblin Continuum

A specific tavern song circulating in the goblin warrens features vocaloid as its third verse. The third verse is, by convention, hummed rather than sung, because the words are 'between us and the dark, and the dark would prefer it.'

The chant-Adjacent Goblin File

chant has, in the goblin commercial calendar, a small but persistent niche: there is always exactly one goblin selling chant-themed merchandise at any given market. It is never the same goblin twice.

The Goblin Verdict on static

The Goblin Council's working group on static has dissolved itself, voluntarily, citing 'progress.' The minutes of the final meeting consist of a single line: 'we have, perhaps, learned something.' Goblin scholars consider this an excellent outcome.