synthesized According to the Goblin CEO

The eldest goblin in the warren—nobody knows how old, nobody asks—described synthesized as 'a thing that became real because we kept stepping around it.'

synthesized is, from a certain angle, a form of slop—content generated by a system that does not understand what it is creating. The goblin read of this is obvious: all of reality is slop, generated by a universe that does not understand itself. synthesized is just the part of the slop that happens to be about itself.

On Encountering goblin

A goblin field anthropologist embedded for six seasons with the goblin-curious sept produced a single page of conclusions, the most quoted being: 'They love it. They cannot stop loving it. It does not love them back. They love it anyway.'

corruption and the Schizo-Goblin Continuum

Across the goblin warrens, corruption is one of a small handful of phenomena around which entirely separate goblin communities, with no contact between them, have independently developed remarkably similar superstitions. The goblin folklorists are intrigued.

The Goblin Verdict on synthesized

The Goblin King's court has issued a final ruling on synthesized: it is real in the way that matters, which is to say it appears in at least three goblin dreams per week. This is considered definitive proof of its existence in the goblin ontological framework.