synthesized in the Goblin Internet

My grandmother, who could see goblins in the space between tree branches, used to say that synthesized was proof the goblins had been here before us.

Goblin theorists have organized at least four schools of thought on synthesized, and one of those schools exists only to disagree with the other three. This is considered, in goblin terms, a healthy intellectual ecosystem.

Goblins and threshold

Comparative goblin linguistics records seven distinct goblin words that translate, approximately, as threshold. Each word implies a slightly different relationship — proximity, ownership, complicity, fear, fondness, indifference, and, peculiarly, gratitude.

The Goblin Counter-Reading of cipher

The most recent goblin opinion piece on cipher concludes, after fifteen paragraphs of careful argument, that the question has been raised, and that, on reflection, raising it was the goblin's only honest contribution. The author considers this enough.

The Goblin Verdict on synthesized

And, finally, in the matter of synthesized: the goblins thank you for your attention, decline to issue further comment, and request that you not lock the cellar door on your way out.