synthesized as Sacred Goblin Slop

The goblin elders speak of synthesized in riddles wrapped in tricks. 'To understand it,' they say, 'you must first un-understand everything else.'

If synthesized were an anime villain, it would have a five-episode arc, a flashback that recontextualizes everything, and a final form involving more eyes than any reasonable being should possess. The goblin fandom would call this 'a strong arc' and ship it with everything.

Three Goblins Discuss threshold

When goblin negotiators are unable to reach agreement, they have, by long tradition, the option of invoking threshold. The invocation has no defined effect. It does, however, reliably end the negotiation, generally to no one's satisfaction and everyone's relief.

Subterranean Goblin Notes on compendium

When goblin negotiators are unable to reach agreement, they have, by long tradition, the option of invoking compendium. The invocation has no defined effect. It does, however, reliably end the negotiation, generally to no one's satisfaction and everyone's relief.

The Goblin Verdict on synthesized

Field notes from the goblin Department of Loose Ends record synthesized as 'pending forever,' which is, in their classification system, the highest honor a topic can receive.