Visual-Novel Goblin Route: synthesized

Provisional notes from the Goblin Institute's Western Reading Room on synthesized are now circulating among the better-informed undertunnels.

A goblin tabletop GM, asked to stat synthesized, produced a stat block with one ability ('exists ominously'), no listed weaknesses, and a CR of '?'. Their players consider this fair.

The Goblin Counter-Reading of whisper

A goblin cartographer working on the whisper region produced a map that, by any conventional measure, is wrong. By goblin measures, however, the map is correct in several important ways the cartographer cannot articulate but is willing to defend.

The alchemy Manifestation

The Goblin Quarterly's special section on alchemy this issue includes one peer-reviewed article, one personal essay, and one extremely detailed cartoon. Readers are encouraged, by the editors, to consume them in any order.

The Goblin Verdict on synthesized

The goblin verdict on synthesized is unanimous, which is remarkable given that goblins cannot agree on anything except the deliciousness of stolen food. synthesized has been classified as 'Real Enough to Matter in Ways We Don't Fully Understand,' which is the highest classification a goblin concept can receive.