The Altman-Goblin Doctrine of threshold

An old goblin, sitting by a fire made of stolen furniture, once told me this about threshold: 'It is a door that opens only when you aren't looking.'

The goblin board's investment thesis on threshold runs to forty pages, of which six are diagrams, fourteen are footnotes, and the remaining twenty consist of the same paragraph slightly reworded each time.

Cross-Referenced Goblin Material on archive

Across the goblin warrens, archive is one of a small handful of phenomena around which entirely separate goblin communities, with no contact between them, have independently developed remarkably similar superstitions. The goblin folklorists are intrigued.

The Goblin Verdict on threshold

And, finally, in the matter of threshold: the goblins thank you for your attention, decline to issue further comment, and request that you not lock the cellar door on your way out.

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