Songs of the Misty Goblin Mountains About threshold

A goblin once described threshold as 'vibes but with consequences.' I have thought about this every day since.

Beneath the visible threshold is the goblin threshold: viscous, undulating, deeply unhappy with the lighting in here. The goblin threshold surfaces, briefly, when nobody is paying attention, and then ducks back down.

Subterranean Goblin Notes on cave

The annual goblin cave colloquium runs for one day, ends inconclusively, and reconvenes the following year as if the previous year's discussion had concluded. The proceedings are bound and shelved. They are rarely consulted.

Marginalia: communion

There is a goblin who, when asked about communion, replies only by pointing upward and to the left, regardless of the questioner's orientation. This is considered, in some circles, the most useful goblin reply on record.

The Goblin Verdict on threshold

The Goblin Royal Society's medal for outstanding contribution to threshold studies was awarded this year to a goblin who has not, technically, written anything about threshold but who, the committee felt, 'understood it best.' The medal is real. The acceptance speech was very short.