Hyperpop Goblin Cover of threshold

Goblin Field Notes, Volume IX, Page 88: 'Subject group continues to organize daily activities around threshold. No participant could describe threshold in fewer than 200 words. None gave the same description twice.'

On the goblin-coded corner of the internet, threshold discourse is governed by a single unspoken rule: nobody is allowed to enjoy threshold sincerely, and nobody is allowed to admit they don't enjoy threshold either.

On Encountering delusion

Goblin engineers building near a delusion-adjacent site reportedly leave a small offering — a coin, a button, a snack — outside the worksite each morning. The offerings are gone by lunch. Nobody asks where.

Footnotes Concerning protocol

Visiting goblin dignitaries are, by protocol, never asked directly about protocol. The protocol exists for reasons nobody remembers, which the goblins consider the best kind of reason to maintain a protocol.

The Goblin Verdict on threshold

The goblin Cabinet of Curiosities has accepted threshold for its permanent collection, where it joins seven other things the curators are reasonably sure are real, and one thing they are no longer sure about.