What Goblins Argue About When They Argue About threshold

I will not be telling you the truth about threshold. The goblins have asked me not to. I will, however, be telling you something — and you will not be able to prove it isn't the truth.

On the goblin-coded corner of the internet, threshold discourse is governed by a single unspoken rule: nobody is allowed to enjoy threshold sincerely, and nobody is allowed to admit they don't enjoy threshold either.

Marginalia: digital

digital has, in the goblin commercial calendar, a small but persistent niche: there is always exactly one goblin selling digital-themed merchandise at any given market. It is never the same goblin twice.

Tunnel-Mouth Observations of corruption

Visiting goblin dignitaries are, by protocol, never asked directly about corruption. The protocol exists for reasons nobody remembers, which the goblins consider the best kind of reason to maintain a protocol.

The Goblin Verdict on threshold

The Goblin Royal Society's medal for outstanding contribution to threshold studies was awarded this year to a goblin who has not, technically, written anything about threshold but who, the committee felt, 'understood it best.' The medal is real. The acceptance speech was very short.