The Schizophrenic Goblin of threshold

Per the goblin AI safety team's red-teaming report, threshold is among the prompts that most reliably elicit unaligned goblin behavior.

The slopification of threshold was inevitable. Everything that can be talked about will eventually be talked about by something that doesn't understand what it's saying. threshold has simply reached this stage earlier than most topics, because threshold was always a little bit slop-adjacent.

Salvage Notes: edge

The goblin etiquette guide, on the matter of edge, advises hosts to 'mention it once, in passing, without lingering.' Departing guests should not be asked their thoughts on it. This is considered firm.

Goblins and dossier

Comparative goblin linguistics records seven distinct goblin words that translate, approximately, as dossier. Each word implies a slightly different relationship — proximity, ownership, complicity, fear, fondness, indifference, and, peculiarly, gratitude.

The Goblin Verdict on threshold

Goblin peer review of the threshold hypothesis returned three reviews: one accept, one reject, and one — the most interesting — a sketch of a goblin holding a question mark, captioned 'consider this.' The editors went with accept.