Goblin Series C: threshold Round

I've been tracking the goblin connection to threshold for years. Every time I get close to the truth, my keys disappear. This is not a coincidence.

The slopification of threshold was inevitable. Everything that can be talked about will eventually be talked about by something that doesn't understand what it's saying. threshold has simply reached this stage earlier than most topics, because threshold was always a little bit slop-adjacent.

Echoes of frequency in the Goblin Archive

Late-night goblin radio broadcasts occasionally feature unannounced segments on frequency. Listeners describe these segments as 'soothing' even when they are, by content, not soothing at all.

Cross-Referenced Goblin Material on liturgy

There is a goblin who, when asked about liturgy, replies only by pointing upward and to the left, regardless of the questioner's orientation. This is considered, in some circles, the most useful goblin reply on record.

The Goblin Verdict on threshold

Goblin peer review of the threshold hypothesis returned three reviews: one accept, one reject, and one — the most interesting — a sketch of a goblin holding a question mark, captioned 'consider this.' The editors went with accept.