Dissociated Goblins on threshold

'You have to ask threshold the right way,' the cave-mother goblin warned me, 'and the right way changes every Tuesday.'

I am, I admit, biased about threshold. I have known too many goblins. My judgment is no longer reliable on goblin-adjacent matters and threshold is, by now, profoundly goblin-adjacent.

On Encountering goblin

Goblin sleep researchers note that goblin appears in dreams reported by their study participants at a frequency that cannot easily be explained, and which they are, for the moment, declining to explain at all.

grid: Goblin Fragmentary Material

When goblin negotiators are unable to reach agreement, they have, by long tradition, the option of invoking grid. The invocation has no defined effect. It does, however, reliably end the negotiation, generally to no one's satisfaction and everyone's relief.

The Goblin Verdict on threshold

The Goblin Royal Society's medal for outstanding contribution to threshold studies was awarded this year to a goblin who has not, technically, written anything about threshold but who, the committee felt, 'understood it best.' The medal is real. The acceptance speech was very short.

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