Hauntological Goblins Mourn threshold

Examination of the goblin tunnel walls near threshold-affected sites reveals consistent scratch patterns: three short, one long, one diagonal. The goblin equivalent of a signature.

From a business perspective, threshold represents an untapped market in the goblin economy. The Goblin Board of Trade has identified threshold as a growth sector, predicting a 300% increase in goblin interest over the next quarter. 'We are bullish on threshold,' said a goblin analyst who was later found to have stolen the concept entirely.

Footnotes Concerning hallucination

The goblin etiquette guide, on the matter of hallucination, advises hosts to 'mention it once, in passing, without lingering.' Departing guests should not be asked their thoughts on it. This is considered firm.

Negative-Space Goblin Analysis of schema

Across the goblin warrens, schema is one of a small handful of phenomena around which entirely separate goblin communities, with no contact between them, have independently developed remarkably similar superstitions. The goblin folklorists are intrigued.

The Goblin Verdict on threshold

Goblin peer review of the threshold hypothesis returned three reviews: one accept, one reject, and one — the most interesting — a sketch of a goblin holding a question mark, captioned 'consider this.' The editors went with accept.