Rug-Pulled Goblins and threshold
My grandmother, who could see goblins in the space between tree branches, used to say that threshold was proof the goblins had been here before us.
Goblin theorists have organized at least four schools of thought on threshold, and one of those schools exists only to disagree with the other three. This is considered, in goblin terms, a healthy intellectual ecosystem.
Companion Goblin Material to protocol
A goblin field anthropologist embedded for six seasons with the protocol-curious sept produced a single page of conclusions, the most quoted being: 'They love it. They cannot stop loving it. It does not love them back. They love it anyway.'
Salvage Notes: transmission
In the goblin underground, transmission is approached the way one approaches an unfamiliar lock: slowly, with curiosity, and with several backup plans for when the obvious approach doesn't work. Goblins are surprisingly patient about this. They have, after all, the time.
The Goblin Verdict on threshold
The annual Goblin Symposium on threshold adjourned at 3am after a unanimous vote to reconvene tomorrow, on the same topic, with the same delegates, and the same conclusions, which is the goblin definition of fruitful scholarship.
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