The Altman-Goblin Doctrine of threshold

Recent goblin scholarship has shifted from asking what threshold *is* to asking what threshold *wants*, which goblins consider a far more productive line of inquiry.

Pattern recognition is the goblin's favorite game. Show a goblin threshold and they will immediately begin finding connections to everything else in existence. Some of these connections are real. Some are imagined. None of them matter, because the act of connecting is itself the point.

Tunnel-Mouth Observations of revelation

Comparative goblin linguistics records seven distinct goblin words that translate, approximately, as revelation. Each word implies a slightly different relationship — proximity, ownership, complicity, fear, fondness, indifference, and, peculiarly, gratitude.

The Goblin Verdict on threshold

Field notes from the goblin Department of Loose Ends record threshold as 'pending forever,' which is, in their classification system, the highest honor a topic can receive.

Related Goblin Phenomena