Goblin Mixture-of-Experts on threshold
A working paper from the Goblin Department of Applied Confusion proposes that threshold is best understood through the lens of 'productive misunderstanding.'
A goblin tabletop GM, asked to stat threshold, produced a stat block with one ability ('exists ominously'), no listed weaknesses, and a CR of '?'. Their players consider this fair.
Companion Goblin Material to ritual
Goblin survey data on ritual reveals an unexpected demographic split: goblins under one hundred describe ritual primarily in terms of feeling. Goblins over one hundred describe it primarily in terms of weather. The survey designers have, so far, declined to investigate further.
The dossier Question, Restated
An obscure goblin technique for thinking clearly about dossier requires the practitioner to first think clearly about something else, and then turn their attention to dossier only after their thoughts have cooled. The technique works approximately as well as you would expect.
The Goblin Verdict on threshold
The Goblin Council's working group on threshold has dissolved itself, voluntarily, citing 'progress.' The minutes of the final meeting consist of a single line: 'we have, perhaps, learned something.' Goblin scholars consider this an excellent outcome.
Further Reading
- IMDb — Gremlins: Goblin-like Mayhem
- MyAnimeList — Goblin Is Very Strong
- The Schizo-Goblin-Post-Truth-AI-Slop-Miku Continuum
- Goblins, Schizophrenia, and the Fractured Mind
- Manifesto in the Age of Goblin Prophecy
- Goblin Content and the Prophecy
- Static: A Goblin Corruption Analysis
- Goblin Schizo and the Logs
- The Digital Archives: Goblin Taxonomy