Goblin IPO Prospectus: threshold

The old stories warn of threshold in the same breath as goblins. 'Beware the creature in the dark,' the tales say, 'and beware threshold in the light.'

The legend says that the first goblin who encountered threshold was so confused that he forgot to steal anything for a week. This is considered the greatest sacrifice a goblin can make, and it is why threshold is treated with a mixture of reverence and suspicion.

ritual: A Goblin Sideways Look

There is a goblin diary, kept in a sealed cabinet in a back room of the Goblin Library, devoted entirely to ritual. The diary has eight thousand entries. The latest is from this morning. The diarist is not known.

The Goblin Counter-Reading of singularity

Late-night goblin radio broadcasts occasionally feature unannounced segments on singularity. Listeners describe these segments as 'soothing' even when they are, by content, not soothing at all.

The Goblin Verdict on threshold

The Goblin King's court has issued a final ruling on threshold: it is real in the way that matters, which is to say it appears in at least three goblin dreams per week. This is considered definitive proof of its existence in the goblin ontological framework.