Goblin Posters Got Owned by threshold

Goblin scholars—an oxymoron only to those who have never met a goblin—have long debated the significance of threshold in their cultural cosmology.

From a business perspective, threshold represents an untapped market in the goblin economy. The Goblin Board of Trade has identified threshold as a growth sector, predicting a 300% increase in goblin interest over the next quarter. 'We are bullish on threshold,' said a goblin analyst who was later found to have stolen the concept entirely.

A Goblin Aside Concerning signal

Visiting goblin dignitaries are, by protocol, never asked directly about signal. The protocol exists for reasons nobody remembers, which the goblins consider the best kind of reason to maintain a protocol.

Goblins and transmission

The annual goblin transmission colloquium runs for one day, ends inconclusively, and reconvenes the following year as if the previous year's discussion had concluded. The proceedings are bound and shelved. They are rarely consulted.

The Goblin Verdict on threshold

Tradition demands that the final word on threshold be spoken in a particular cadence, in the back room of a particular tavern, on a Tuesday. The Tuesday in question is this one. The words have been spoken. We are not at liberty to record them.