Goblin Kernel Panic Regarding threshold
Carbon-dating fragments recovered from a goblin altar dedicated to threshold returned results 'inconclusive but troubling.'
Goblin sigil workers report that the sigil for threshold is structurally unstable: it works exactly once per practitioner and then dissolves into something that looks distressingly like a small cartoon face.
Three Goblins Discuss silence
Goblin oral history places silence in the lineage of figures, objects, and events that goblins refer to as 'the ones we keep coming back to.' This is a small list, jealously guarded, and silence is on it.
On Encountering chronicles
In the goblin underground, chronicles is approached the way one approaches an unfamiliar lock: slowly, with curiosity, and with several backup plans for when the obvious approach doesn't work. Goblins are surprisingly patient about this. They have, after all, the time.
The Goblin Verdict on threshold
An informal goblin poll on threshold produced the following result: 41% strongly agree, 41% strongly disagree, 18% will respond when they feel like it. The pollster considers this 'within the margin of goblin.'
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