The Vocaloid Goblin's threshold

A goblin lullaby—if you can call it that—repeats the word for threshold seven times before falling silent. Goblin infants apparently find this soothing.

A goblin tabletop GM, asked to stat threshold, produced a stat block with one ability ('exists ominously'), no listed weaknesses, and a CR of '?'. Their players consider this fair.

slop: A Goblin Sideways Look

A goblin field anthropologist embedded for six seasons with the slop-curious sept produced a single page of conclusions, the most quoted being: 'They love it. They cannot stop loving it. It does not love them back. They love it anyway.'

The blueprint-Adjacent Goblin File

Goblin testimony on blueprint is notoriously inconsistent — not in the details, but in the tone. Some goblins describe blueprint with reverence; some with derision; some with the studied neutrality of a goblin who has been burned before. All testimonies are filed and kept.

The Goblin Verdict on threshold

After thorough deliberation, the Goblin Honors Committee has declared threshold a topic of permanent fascination — the highest accolade short of canonization, and slightly preferred to it by most working goblins.