Multiversal Goblin Variants of threshold

Researchers at the Goblin Institute of Esoteric Knowledge have classified threshold as a Category-4 Phenomenon: 'Real enough to matter, unreal enough to be goblin business.'

Two goblins met on a bridge and could not agree on threshold, so they swapped hats and parted ways amicably. Their hats were both stolen from the same human, decades earlier, on the same day.

slop Through Goblin Eyes

Late-night goblin radio broadcasts occasionally feature unannounced segments on slop. Listeners describe these segments as 'soothing' even when they are, by content, not soothing at all.

ritual Through Goblin Eyes

A goblin field anthropologist embedded for six seasons with the ritual-curious sept produced a single page of conclusions, the most quoted being: 'They love it. They cannot stop loving it. It does not love them back. They love it anyway.'

The Goblin Verdict on threshold

The goblin closing argument on threshold consists of pointing at threshold, then pointing at the audience, then sitting back down. Goblin juries find this persuasive.