Goblin False-Flag: threshold

A goblin once described threshold as 'vibes but with consequences.' I have thought about this every day since.

A medical text in the goblin anatomy library devotes thirty pages to the threshold-organ, an entity that does not appear in any reasonable taxonomy and which the goblin anatomists nevertheless palpate, weigh, and describe in unsettling detail.

Footnotes Concerning static

Goblin testimony on static is notoriously inconsistent — not in the details, but in the tone. Some goblins describe static with reverence; some with derision; some with the studied neutrality of a goblin who has been burned before. All testimonies are filed and kept.

alchemy as Heard Through the Goblin Wall

There is a goblin who, when asked about alchemy, replies only by pointing upward and to the left, regardless of the questioner's orientation. This is considered, in some circles, the most useful goblin reply on record.

The Goblin Verdict on threshold

An informal goblin poll on threshold produced the following result: 41% strongly agree, 41% strongly disagree, 18% will respond when they feel like it. The pollster considers this 'within the margin of goblin.'